Penelope Wilson
Penelope Wilson
April 20, 2020 ·  5 min read

This Is What Your Zodiac Sign Says Is the Creepiest Thing About You

Let’s admit it: it doesn’t matter whether you’re a fan of Astrology or not – chances are, you’ve probably read a few things about your Zodiac sign that match your personality. Zodiac signs are fun and interesting, no matter how corny some of our qualities may be. Well, while we’re on the subject of qualities, each zodiac sign also has some unwelcoming characteristics that might just get you terrified of yourself.

Everyone has something about them that they’d rather not discuss with their friends over a drink or during a Netflix Party break. We all have a creepy side we might not even be aware of yet, and some are way creepier than others. 

There’s the simple creepy, like people who always love to have their hands in water or those who chew their hair when they are in deep thought. Then there’s the creepy creepy, such as people who stare lecherously at others in public places like the gym or the beach, the ones who do not respect personal boundaries and people who can stalk others to their graves.

Seriously, creepy is scary but it’s everywhere. While this is article is just for fun and not to be taken too seriously, you might want to check what your zodiac sign says is the creepiest thing about your personality [1] [2]. I’m a Cancer and believe me, the OCD problem is real and creepy even to me.

Aries

You have an unusual obsession with death. You can’t stop thinking about the death of your loved ones and graphic images of accident scenes. While these thoughts may seem normal to you, if someone else got a visual into your head, they’d be spooked beyond words.  If this bothers you (which it normally shouldn’t), you could try doing mental relaxation exercises such as yoga and meditation, focusing on positive, happy and enlightening thoughts.

Taurus

Taurus people are incredibly stubborn and have a difficult time letting go. You are rarely ever going to let your exes or enemies see the last of you. On social media and in real life, Tauruses just like to keep ‘close tabs’ on people (code word for stalking). Well, as long as you’re not trespassing or plotting harm on other people (felonies, anyone?), this is going to be normal behavior for you – and super-creepy to others.

Gemini

If a Gemini tells you the time is 3 pm, check it yourself. It’s probably 5 pm. They are master liars and could come up with just about any false story in a few seconds to achieve their goals. Most Geminis have no idea they are even lying. To them, they are just telling their own version and if you can’t deal with it, that’s your problem.

Cancer

Cancerians usually deal with varying degrees of obsessive-compulsive disorder that would usually creep out the people around them. This kind of OCD affects every facet of their lives, such as their relationships and if you’re not careful as a Cancerian, you’d scare away the love of your life with smothering affection that can easily start to look like psychosis.

Leo

Still on the problem of personality disorders, Leos are borderline narcissistic. Leos are all about themselves. They thrive on talking about themselves and acting as if the world revolves around their problems. It can get so tiring you’d begin to wonder if they can actually see other people sometimes.

Virgo

Virgo the Virgin – yeah right. Despite their characteristic shyness and gentle nature, Virgos have the weirdest sexual fantasies the human mind can conceive. Gents and ladies in the streets, freaks in the sheets. While this is super normal to them and just another facet of their personality, people who know them are often shell-shocked by the uncanny transition.

Libra

Libras are the crux of the creepy matter, often entertaining themselves with thoughts of the creepiest, weirdest and most abnormal stuff they can find. They enjoy watching and reading creepy stuff and are often the least fazed by horror movies. Let’s not get started on their Google searches that would often lead to pretty dark places other people can’t stomach. 

Scorpio

You have these violent fantasies that bring you pleasure. To a Scorpio, there’s nothing weird about visualizing murder or arson, and they often gravitate towards the dark side. Scorpios are another group of people who would not look away when gory scenes come on in a horror movie. Well, as long as they don’t act out these terrifying thoughts in real life, we’re all good to go.

Sagittarius

You run away from your feelings and prefer to stay cold, mean, and unemotional. They do not like to feel joy, excitement, anger, guilt, grief, pain and most especially, love. In other words, Sags love to be as cold as ice and this could creep any non-sag out, especially in childhood. They love to learn and live without having to feel the burden of any emotional responsibilities. 

Capricorn

Capricorns are vindictive and are often thinking “getting rid of people”. While they wouldn’t usually go through with it, it satisfies and relaxes them to think about it. It can be so creepy that the person you just gave a hug is thinking about how to fling you off a rooftop or cook you in an oven. What was your offense? You accidentally stepped on their toes or maybe they felt your smile was too fake. Wow.

Aquarius

Aquarians are somewhat related to Cancerians in creepiness. They have this strong urge to come up with what to say on someone else’s funeral on time. While they are not necessarily wishing for the person to die, they just want to be prepared in case it happens. They allow themselves to think of what they would say on the funeral days of their loved ones. As creepy as this is, this is actually their way of helping with grief by giving a well-prepared eulogy. Just make sure none of your friends find out about this.

Pisces

You are obsessed with keeping others safe, so much that you’ve become paranoid and developed a superhero complex. Pisces people allow themselves to think of all the dangerous situations anyone could be in, such as school shootings, freak truck accidents, malfunctioning traffic lights at a zebra crossing, hurricanes and so on. They might even try to fix this by wearing bulletproof jackets to school every day or not using the zebra crossing until there are no vehicles on the road. See? Paranoia.

So, what does your zodiac sign say is the creepiest thing about you?

References

  1. This Is What Your Zodiac Sign Says Is The Creepiest Thing About You. Thought Nova. Alicia Thorne. Retrieved April 15, 2020.
  2. This Is The Creepiest Thing About You, According To Your Sign.” Bustle. Brandi Neal. Retrieved April 15, 2020.